Category: Joke Board
> AUTO REPAIR
>
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
> says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She
> asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
>
> SPEEDING TICKET
>
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
> he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
> get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
> today you expect me to show it to you!"
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
> said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first
> on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on
> the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
> their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
> the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
> We're going at night!"
>
> IN A VACUUM
>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was: "If
> you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She
> thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
>
> FINAL EXAM
>
> The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
> yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares
> at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,
> takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking
> the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour
> she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
> During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
> muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks
> what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm
> rechecking my answers."
>
> THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ??
>
> A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
> neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
> opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later
> she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it,
> slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man
> was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to
> the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
>
> Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
> she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? . this is a beauty ...)
> My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
>
Lol what a dumb bitch!
great jokes never herd a single one before, excellent
I'd call them all pretty stupid. lol